i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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