i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
