I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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