It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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