If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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