she looked like the before picture.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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