I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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