I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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