Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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