But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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