I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
A bitchslap is in order.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
