I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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