I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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