This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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