I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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