you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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