Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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