Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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