Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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