even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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