They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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