That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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