I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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