A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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