okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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