this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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