ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
