We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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