their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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