...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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