i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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