Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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