sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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