Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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