But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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