..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
