i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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