He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
