If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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