Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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