Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
