So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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