I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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