I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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