I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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