Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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