Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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