He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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