a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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