Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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