By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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