If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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