Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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