I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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