I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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