I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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