Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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