Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
this is an emotional support booty call
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
